About the Author

author photo

The French Cycling Bicycle Gourmet - French Country Travel Life Film Maker and Author. Your non-snobby Gourmet Guide to food, wine travel and Lifestyle Adventure!

See All Posts by This Author

French Cheese

French Cheese is not a food. It’s a religion. Actually, a “co-religion.” Along with Wine and “L’Amour.” So, dontcha be fooled by the official French motto of “Liberte,Egalitie ,Fraternitie.”  The  French real’raison d’etre” be Cheese,Wine and LLLLLLLuv!

Another time for Wine and Love. Today, we be getting’ down wit da frommage. Which could be a long, boring limp of Squirrel dookie,considering there are more French Cheeses than days in the year. The late French President Charles DeGaulle,with typical French logic, once cited this factoid as a reason for his difficulty in governing the Country.(“Cheese outnumbers Bureaucrats….film at 11!”)

So, rather than list all 365 plus cheeses(which you can find at cheese-o-pedia) here be

Da BG’s French Cheese Starter Kit
CANTAL – (pro – con- tal)Two flavors to choose from here. Both made from the milk of the Salers(pro – sal-airs) cow.

Fermier. Raw(as in unpasturized) And the oldest.
Laitier. Pasturized.(as in un-raw)

Both are semi-hard with a soft interior. Close to, but not, cheddar, Cantal has a strong, tangy, buttery taste.

COMTE – (pro – com – tay) Sometimes referred to as “Gruyere de Comte”, this unpasturized semi-hard cheese from the Franche-Comte region of Eastern France has a strong sweet taste.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
It’s an A.O.C. cheese. Meaning, it’s certified by the French Government as definitely produced in that region from the milk of local cows.

Appellation Origine Controle, in a sentence, is assurance to the consumer that the product, be it cheese, wine, or, yes, even chickens, are the real local deal.

ROCHEFORT – (pro – roke – afor) This is the Rolls-Royce(perhaps even the Bentley) of the Bleu(that’s blue to us folks) family of frommage. Which includes “Bleu d’Auvergne”,”Stilton” and “Gorgonzola”, to name a few.

Authentic Rochefort, is an A.O.C. cheese. And, as such, must originate from the Combalou caves of Rochefort-sur-Soulzon.

Appearance wise, it’s a white and crumbly, peppered with veins of green mould. If you have’nt already guessed – it DOES have a “tangy” taste.

MORBIER – (Mor-bee-a) Yet another unpasturized A.O.C. treasure. Rich and creamy with a slightly bitter after taste. And a strong “aroma.”

BEAUFORT – (pro – bo – four)Three varities of this unpasturized A.O.C. teeth cleaner(honest – ask your dentist!)  It’s a “sharpie” taste-wise. Similiar to Gruyere and Comte. And produced in the French Alps.

CHEVRE – (pro – chev-ra) This is the generic name for goats cheese. of which there are about 6 million(ok – maybe a little less) varities. With textures ranging from rock hard to creamy soft. Flavors generally subtle and mild, and often mixed with herbs. Three of the more celebrated are Saint Maure de Touraine, Selles-sur-Cher, and Crottin du Chavignol.

BREBIS (pro – bro –bee) des  PYRENNES – This lush,semi-frim textured cheese is made from sheep’s milk in the Pyrennes mountains.  Nutty, buttery flavors. Which are absent from the Un-pasturized version of Ossau-Iraty.

SAINT MARCELLIN – (pro – san- mar-cell –an) from the Isere region of the Rhone Valley, this mild, creamy wonder, 50% butterfat gets progressively runny with age. Starting out creamy white, and morphing blue and yellow as tempus fugits.

MAROILLES – (pro – mar-wahl) Outside an Orange-Red washed rind. Inside – A Strong Aroma. Not for the processed cheese crowd.

EPOISSES – Napolean’s favorite cheese. The renowned Epicure Brillat-Savarin was also pretty high on it. Produced from the village of the same name in the Cote D’Or region of Burgundy,(serious wine country) this pungent cheese with a soft Red-Orange color, has it’s rind washed in Marc de Burgogne. The local Brandy. How “pungent” is it? WWWell……it’s banned from public transport. If that gives you a clue.

Even if you’re an athesist,you will believe there’s a God and a Heaven when the cheese plate arrives. Because your hosts,with more fervour than a Baptist revival meeting, will not only preach and praise the virtues of their fav. frommage – but passionately regale you with their most memorable up close ‘n personal Cheese experiences.

P’s ‘n Q’s

It is at this moment,dear reader, you should be devoutly,religiously attentive. Or your chances of a return invite are toast! But, be warned, Cheese,’though innocent in appearance, is dense in reality. A little goes a long,long way.(Especially after a monster French meal!)

Suggested M.O.

On the first invite, you should be tasting all the goodies. Appreciative nibbles interspersed with appropriate “Tres Bonnes.” Your “piece de la resistance” should be rhapsodizing over one particular frommage.(a good faux rhapsody will suffice if the real deal is not available.)

The Payoff

This will establish you in the stomachs of your hosts, as a person of refined taste and elegance who should definitely be invited back to Cheese heaven.

OK – finishing a serious French chow down with dense chunks ‘o dairy is a step learning curve for us folks from “over there.” But after you get you head(and your teeth)around it – it’s as natural as rosé on a hot day.

And are we ready for the “Cheese Wars” now?


What are ya thinkin’?

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!

4 Responses to “French Cheese”

  1. kenny gardner says:

    if this does’nt make you hungry….nothing will!

  2. brenda alazar says:

    interesting to learn that the “most pungent” cheese was napoleans favorite. Even then – politics stunk!

  3. alice anderson says:

    really appreciate you including the pronunciation. gives us “french challenged speakers a little more confidence.

  4. geri walter says:

    never had a clue there were so many different kinds! thanks for leading us trhough the “cheese maze”

Leave a Reply

Loading Facebook Comments ...