About the Author

author photo

The French Cycling Bicycle Gourmet - French Country Travel Life Film Maker and Author. Your non-snobby Gourmet Guide to food, wine travel and Lifestyle Adventure!

See All Posts by This Author

French Riviera Vacation – Part Four

http://bicyclegourmet.com

The monks on the island of Ste. Honorat claim that Holy mumbo jumbo has prevailed there for 1600 years. An easy claim to make that not even the superior security forces of the city of Cannes can hope to verify. However ,the numerous ruined chapels scattered throughout the tiny isle lend some “concete” support to the Holy Bros. rant.

Nominally alined with the Cistercienne Borotherhoood, the Honorat Holies have a rare and unusual lineage. Legend has the sects’s beginnings in the Middle Ages. That period of History before the invention of the mobile phone.

http://bicyclegourmet.com

It was also an epoch devasted  by the bubonic Plague TWICE in 100 years. The obvious result: Many people ascended (they hoped) to heaven. Others, we must assume, to more subterranean destinations.

BOTTOM LINE : Thousands of abandoned children and babies. Who to care for them? You’re ahead of me again, are you not? Yes – the “Holy” orders. Nuns, Monks, and Orphanages in search of tax deductions.

http://bicyclegourmet.com

The particular challenge for the Holy Brothers of Ste. Honorat – other than the fact that babies don’t thrive on bread, wine and prayer, was the obvious one: No Diapers! Enter Brother Manus –  Keeper of the Manuscripts.

Manus and his Holy team had produced an abundance of bibles. Far more than needed to spread the Holy word on Ste.Honorat. Thus was born : “The Most Holy Order of The Baby Bottom Bible Wipers.”

OK – IT’S A JOKE! – but if you believed even half of one line of that squirrel dookie – I want your name and address so I can sell you a condo on Mars!

The primary occupation of the Ste. Honorati bros.(other than Holiness, bien sur) is the one monks have engaged in before Jesus was even a twinkle in the eye of the Holy Ghost – MAKIN’ BOOZE! And, refreshingly (pun intended) not the usual fermented honey, secret herbs n’ spices hootch.

http://bicyclegourmet.com

No Sir! The Honorati offer up a selection of full bodied wine. At equally full bodied prices.(32 euro and rising) The rationale for these price points being the petite plot available on which to produce their liquid treasures.

As you would expect, in addition to their pricy grog, the Holy Bros.regale you with a selection of sacred (paid) souvenirs. Their chant CD, various honeys, herbs, and other local goodies. And, as long as you have your wallet open – they DO accept “donations.”

http://bicyclegourmet.com

It would be correct to say that the Monks “own this town”, except for one thing. There IS no town. Just the present modern (as in “has electricty and indoor toilets”) monastery, the ancient fortified one, jutting proudly into the blue Med, and a flora and fauna sheltered resturant. Didn’t sample the grub. Associated with the Monastic dynasty? Hmmmmm?

http://bicyclegourmet.com

Although it is the essence of sublime,cool, groovy and  just plain ZEN to be present as the Holy ones, foreheads  glued to their lecturns drone on in Latin (p.s. – their chanting is fab!)- a much mo’ beddah experience for me is the fortified Holy Palace by the sea.

http://bicyclegourmet.com

Not only is it free and are you free to wander through it’s 4 or so floors(I stopped counted after 3) – but at the top there is a (NOT modern –  Glory Gee to Beesus!) “Observation deck.” Where you can chill in an equally free plastic or wooden chair. Hyptonized by the deep blue Med. and catch a few rays.

http://bicyclegourmet.com

http://bicyclegourmet.com

Much smaller than it’s sister isle – Ste. Marguerite – Ste. Honorat sadly lacks the long and comfortable beach access of it’s nearby sister. When you step off the “round the island trail” – it’s onto rocks which dead end into the sea.

BOTTOM LINE : Only bring a book and a bikini if rock lounging floats yer boat.

Being smaller than Ste. Margeurite, and with fewer “attractions” means that Ste.Honorat, in any season, remains the least visited of the two islands. However, in high Summer that means nada. But then, you’d go in LOW season, like DA BG – would you not?

http://bicyclegourmet.com

More Ste. Honorat info HERE.

Anything else I can help with?

THROW ME A BONE HERE, PEOPLE!

What are ya thinkin’?

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!
Loading Facebook Comments ...

6 Responses to “French Riviera Vacation – Part Four”

  1. patty vekker says:

    i thought nothing could top your last post….but i was wrong!
    actually, sounds like both islands would be great to visit!

  2. vera parsons says:

    Loved your “legend” of the holy order of the baby bottom wipers.
    Looking at the statue, it’s clear how you got the inspiration

  3. alfred moraniz says:

    while it’s a shame this island does’nt have the beach access of the other, I guess it’s a (pun intended) “blessing” that means fewer visitors – more tranquility. thanks for another great post

  4. teresa federer says:

    Looks like those monks have got it “made in the shade!” Their own island, their own wine, store, the nature, and donations too!
    Gimme that ole time religion!

  5. rick wilson says:

    Never heard of these islands until your posts; very glad I subscribed to your RSS. Now I won’t be missing any of your new inside tips.Thanks a bunch!

  6. wendy rolston-smith says:

    This post has given me more than a few ideas of where i want to go on my holidays. Many thanks!

Leave a Reply